The Elder Wand…
I’m finishing reading the 7th book :)
The Elder Wand…
I’m finishing reading the 7th book :)
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Ai, que susto…
Te entendo perfeitamente, Dex.
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Dexter 5.09 Teenage Wasteland
Willy Wonka: Don’t you know what this is?
Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it’s gum.
Willy Wonka: [happily, but sarcastically] Wrong! It’s the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.
Violet Beauregarde: What’s so fab about it?
Willy Wonka: This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner.
Mr. Salt: Bull.
Willy Wonka: No, roast beef. But I haven’t got it quite right yet.

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Laguerta: Excuse me, Dexter… My office, please.Favorite Debra Morgan quotes | 1x01 - “Pilot”
Debra: What the hell? What the fuck? Are you boning her?!
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People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. That’s my burden, I guess.
- Dexter Morgan
